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Say No to War. Yes to Daddy.
This one’s for the streets, the sheets, and anywhere you feel like turning heads. Clean lines, killer comfort, and a fit that means business. Whether you’re layering up or lounging low, this premium hoodie’s got you covered.
Slogan on the front. BustyBoom blazing across the back.
It's not just a hoodie. It's a statement.
• 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester — soft with a conscience
• (Heather Gray, Charcoal, and Oatmeal Heather — we see you with your special blend)
• 8.25 oz./yd² — heavy enough to hold weight
• 100% cotton face — smooth like your best pickup line
• Regular fit — true to size, unless you want it oversized and scandalous
• Side-seamed for structure — like a good alibi
• Double-needle stitching — tough where it counts
• Kangaroo pocket — for hands, snacks, or secrets
• Ribbed cuffs & hem — because details matter
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with metal eyelets — classy and flashy
• Under 5% shrinkage — unless you leave it in the ex’s car
• Sourced from Pakistan — built bold, stitched strong
Disclaimer: Size up for the baggy, post-breakup glow-up look.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unisex premium mid-weight hoodie
$49.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This one’s for the streets, the sheets, and anywhere you feel like turning heads. Clean lines, killer comfort, and a fit that means business. Whether you’re layering up or lounging low, this premium hoodie’s got you covered.
Slogan on the front. BustyBoom blazing across the back.
It's not just a hoodie. It's a statement.
• 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester — soft with a conscience
• (Heather Gray, Charcoal, and Oatmeal Heather — we see you with your special blend)
• 8.25 oz./yd² — heavy enough to hold weight
• 100% cotton face — smooth like your best pickup line
• Regular fit — true to size, unless you want it oversized and scandalous
• Side-seamed for structure — like a good alibi
• Double-needle stitching — tough where it counts
• Kangaroo pocket — for hands, snacks, or secrets
• Ribbed cuffs & hem — because details matter
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with metal eyelets — classy and flashy
• Under 5% shrinkage — unless you leave it in the ex’s car
• Sourced from Pakistan — built bold, stitched strong
Disclaimer: Size up for the baggy, post-breakup glow-up look.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 |